Shickadance, I told you - you're my first priority. Finkle: DIE ANIMAL BOY!! Copyright © Fandango. She's a man! Ace Ventura: Most likely sir.I bet it was something nice, though. Would a real woman have to wear one of these? Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime.

Of course, in every contest, there must be a loser. (gets down and makes funny noises at dog, while petting him.) All righty then.Īce Ventura: Pet Detective Quotes Ace Ventura: All righty then! In fact, if one were so inclined, one could make quite a lucrative law practice with little else. Nice to meet you, you were highly recommended by Martha Metz. He held the ball wrong, remember?! You've been a wonderful audience! Ventura: No, kill him! Listen, Pet Dick. Oh, yeah, the bitch! One viewing may suffice for a lot of people, but Carrey's hyper antics have made Ace Ventura: Pet Detective one of the bestselling videos of the 1990s. Lois Einhorn: What would you know about pressure. Podactor: What? Leh-hew, ze-hers! Huh?! See that you do. How would you like me to make your life a living hell? alrighty then. Ace Ventura: This is double-paned sound-proof glass. Ace Ventura: Martha Metz? “- Ace Ventura: Good to see someone who doesn't buckle under the pressure. As soon as I find this bird, you're paid.Īnd how are you this afternoon? Huh? But if I am mistaken.if the Lieutenant is indeed a woman, as she claims to be.then, my friend, she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I HAVE EVER SEEN! Now how you gonna solve that one? Ace Ventura: That's a true Albino pigeon.

I heard 'em again this mornin' scratchin' around. Finkle: What do you know about Ray Finkle? Can ya feel that, buddy? Ace: Oh-ho-HO! Oh, yeah. And so goes his pronunciation of the word “loser” in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. She said she heard a scream, isn't that right Ma'am? I'll have the plumbing checked immediately, Mr. He's the one you want! “- Ace Ventura: Don't kill me!Īce Ventura: I just visited Ray Finkle's place. Einhorn: GET HIM OUT OF HERE! Ace Ventura: That was close one ladies and gentlemen, of course in every contest, there must be, a loser.

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